cyber diet

When you must go without your phone (including social medias) for an extended period of time.

dude, my phone broke and i cant get a new one until next week, looks like im on a cyber diet.

by SuperDuperWordGirl December 20, 2013

GAMBLERS DIET

When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.

Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.

by Broke4real November 6, 2010

WoW diet

when you eat around the clock becuase a creepy little 12 year old needs to be run through WC.

the wow diet consists of Chiko rolls chips and pizza

by freshfuxx March 18, 2008

Urban Dieting

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.

Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009

COD diet

when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty

Guy 1: Dude, have you lost weight?
Guy 2: Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet.

by papa_squat_0516 December 20, 2010

diet cake

person with little to no booty

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake

by Janemba April 26, 2015

diet boyfriend

All the fun, half the calories. A fuck buddy basically, but a much better name for it :)

he's my diet boyfriend. Don't have to deal with none of his problems!

by hypermonkeychik June 25, 2010