dickcone

A dick that comes with a cone. Can come with or without balls. Often used in someones face. Almost always has a personality of its own.

Travis just got dickconed.

by boston brian November 10, 2008

dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!

Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!

by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014

Urban Dickionary

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.

*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

by Spicy Memes June 3, 2016

dicksnap

An imbecile, or idiotic person, corrupted from dickhead

Look at those dicksnaps over there!

by Malakia February 25, 2004

dicksnag

A pestering, dogged, or annoying person who causes stress or commotion in one's life. Synonyms: pest, busybody

Have you seen dicksnag today? He was bothering me to get that project done.

by Snjr7e923 November 24, 2006

Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.

"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".

by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016

dicktone

When the streamer Tectone is being a dick.

Sorry for my dicktone

by zokuva March 1, 2023