dickish

dickish (DIK-ish)

adj. Please don't use this word. It sounds retarded. Infact, if you use this word, you are homosexual. If you are already homosexual and you use this word, you will spontaneously combust.

Well that was dickish, don't you th--

...

KABOOM

fwAAAAAA!!!

sizzle

*tss*

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Dick Fish

A person that is unable to preform respiration without a phallus in their mouth. A constant attachment of a penis to the throat and or down the esophagus is needed by either a male or female in order for the individual to breathe.

That bitch is such a dick fish!

Dude stop being such a dick fish.

I'm quite surprised your mother is a dick fish.

by meekosis March 2, 2011

dickfished

when you get catfished by dicks..

tyler sent me a picture of his dick and i ended up getting dickfished.. its on google.

by TheNotoriousBaddie June 23, 2017

Dickfishin

When a male is on the down low lookin for another male to fuck.

Jack wasnt lookin for sum pussy,he on the DL dickfishin for sum dick....told y'all he has sugar in his tank.

by Bossbiatch187 November 19, 2019

Dickfished

When someone tricks you into liking them with fake penis nudes

I was dickfished by my last date. His penis was not the one he showed me online.

by MigSchu February 28, 2020

Dickfished

Getting sent dick pics that appear larger than they actually are.

Getting led to think a penis is better than it actually is

I was so excited to see Bob's dick, he has been sending pictures of it for weeks...... It's huge!
Bob pulled down his pants and he was hung like a hamster. 😳😬 I realized that I was dickfished. Damn it Bob.

by YourDadOwesMe July 25, 2020

Dickfished

When a man gets the audacity to send you a picture/video of a dick that isn’t his!

I got dickfished

Similar to being catfished

by Susie Carmichael December 13, 2020