Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is obviously elevated with ass play.

I just needed a sexual release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.

Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.

by girlybutch September 28, 2008

Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.

Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”

by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011

Dicktrocity

An act of atrocity committed via being a massive dickhole.

Committing such an act of Dickish nature that it earns the title of Dicktrocity.

Dude I can't believe you'd stoop to that kinda level of "Dicktrocity!"

Hitler committed the ultimate "Dicktrocity."

by RockHardRagingChub October 17, 2014

Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.

Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.

by Bojank157 December 15, 2015

Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 27, 2016

dicktricked

When one is lured into something using sexual means but then ends up with nothing.

"I came here because there were hot chicks in the ad but all I see are grumpy old men."

"lmao, u got dicktricked."

by haohao December 10, 2016