2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

DICK SLAP

When you ejaculate and slap a girl with cum on your dick

AYO I JUST DICK SLAPPED YOUR MOM

by §atori.exe May 24, 2021

dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.

Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.

by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019

Slap Dick

A insult simmilar to go fuck yourself originating in Copiague New York

“Yo bro slap dick pussy” “Go slap dick”

by Jurguyz October 15, 2021

Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie

Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day

by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022

Dick slapped

When you hit a ball really hard in any way.

Man I just dick slapped that ball

by M838 September 11, 2020

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018