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Dick Rider

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Reggie Miller

Yeah I Agree He's A Dick Rider Fa Sho
by HitmanGBC November 15, 2022
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Dick Rider

A bitch usually referred to as Immanuel
by Famousboixx January 31, 2018
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Dick rider

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Bro Zed Abby kaitlyn beau and tittyus are dick riders the keep sticking up for each other
by Big daddy creamy boy July 2, 2022
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Ants Dick Rider

"Oskar Rowe is such an Ants Dick Rider"
by Mr Rudd March 12, 2024
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Dick Rider

Those girls that only talk, and hang around with the hottest kid but never talks to anyone else and makes gross noises when others pass her.
Friend 1: Did you see that girl last class?
Friend 2: Yeah I did, shes a Dick Rider!
by RedForsberg August 25, 2020
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Dick rider

Someone who literally won’t get off your dick and mind their business.
I’m tired of coming in the office everyday and Danny being a dick rider.
by Danny from the valley November 3, 2023
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Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.
by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025
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