grab a dick day

A day of the year where you run up to that hot guy and jack him off just a tad. I love you dad and mom you thought me well😏

Hey Sarah did you grab Jon’s dick today? It’s grab a dick day!

by Daddy7xer December 21, 2017

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National Dick Day

As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!

“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”

by Olive12 April 11, 2018

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National be a dick day

Every Monday-Wednesday is be a dick day

Me: you suck

Someone: why'd you say that???

Me: it's national be a dick day

by TxK4ever April 12, 2019

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national send a dick pic day

everyday .

if u get sent this you owe them a dick pic immediately.

yoooo my girl just sent me this !! guess im gonna have to send a dick pic ! immediately! right at this second because it is national send a dick pic day !
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.

by twinkletoes54 October 29, 2020

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national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

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