A lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. Regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.
Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.
See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher
Source: Cutaway, Aug 9, 2004 "Dieseldyke"
Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.
See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher
Source: Cutaway, Aug 9, 2004 "Dieseldyke"
Said at the A&E Dept, "I hope you've learnt from that young man, never get between that Diesel and her Femme !"
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Get the diesel doods mug.While driving her long-haul truck, the Dieseldyke carefully plans her next visit to Portland. An alluring odor of drakkar noir and chew spit, is often advantageous when rival males are also competing for petite blonde females. She probably will ask you to call her Drew or Joey and she wears dark man-cut jeans which offer improved contouring for her ample clitoral bulge. She’s got a 5 o'clock shadow and robust shoulders which were evidently directly responsible for her acceptance into the ironworkers union.
She supports all of the latest pop/cancel culture, but her hunting buddies would tell you otherwise. Once, during a public outrage riot, she tore the door panel off of a chevy vibe but oddly, eye contact with a biological male seems to make her nervous. That said, she has an amazingly dexterous tongue and an equally impressive wit. She's sometimes seen at a pub defending the honor of a "hot drunk chick" that's allegedly "mostly straight". The Dieseldyke then offers the hottie a “ride home”. Supposedly saving her from the "creepy dudes" at the bar even though the bar is technically already closed.
Some say dieseldyke's are just angry because they have no detectable bosom whatsoever and allegedly have to stand while peeing even though “it doesn't really work”, others claim that frequent use of strap-ons cut off circulation somehow. Two things are certain, she can rebuild an engine with a swiss army knife and whoever she is dating had a terrible childhood.
She supports all of the latest pop/cancel culture, but her hunting buddies would tell you otherwise. Once, during a public outrage riot, she tore the door panel off of a chevy vibe but oddly, eye contact with a biological male seems to make her nervous. That said, she has an amazingly dexterous tongue and an equally impressive wit. She's sometimes seen at a pub defending the honor of a "hot drunk chick" that's allegedly "mostly straight". The Dieseldyke then offers the hottie a “ride home”. Supposedly saving her from the "creepy dudes" at the bar even though the bar is technically already closed.
Some say dieseldyke's are just angry because they have no detectable bosom whatsoever and allegedly have to stand while peeing even though “it doesn't really work”, others claim that frequent use of strap-ons cut off circulation somehow. Two things are certain, she can rebuild an engine with a swiss army knife and whoever she is dating had a terrible childhood.
Wow dude, did you see that Dieseldyke's girlfriend? I know I didn't.
Have you seen my cousin Carly lately? She skipped right over lumberjack and straight to Dieseldyke!
Excuse me sir could you please stop staring at my daught.. oh sorry about that, my mistake.
Bro, I didn't see that you were waiting for this parking spot, you don't have to go all "Dieseldyke" on me.
Swear on my mom dude, I was at the lake and I saw this Dieseldyke coughing up a hairball with a dip in.
Oregon is beautiful with tons of attractions but my dad won’t let my mom or sister go back there.
Have you seen my cousin Carly lately? She skipped right over lumberjack and straight to Dieseldyke!
Excuse me sir could you please stop staring at my daught.. oh sorry about that, my mistake.
Bro, I didn't see that you were waiting for this parking spot, you don't have to go all "Dieseldyke" on me.
Swear on my mom dude, I was at the lake and I saw this Dieseldyke coughing up a hairball with a dip in.
Oregon is beautiful with tons of attractions but my dad won’t let my mom or sister go back there.
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hoes and then the normal people. the school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. the bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. the only thing dville has going good for them is sports (beside volleyball because that shit isn’t a real sport). we literally get more than 12 demerits for headphones, dying our hair a none natural color, and for our phones out. half of y’all are so disgusting like do you know what personal hygiene is? on every single bus, there’s always one or more kids standing up everyday. the busses are always full and unsafe. if a kid fights to defend his or her self, the school doesn’t give a shit. it’s sad how bad a school can be. kids get bullied at football games but yet somehow we have the best student section on the coast. lol.
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