Dyango

A very attractive person on the inside and out. Although he does not completely believe it. He is a great listener and is good at doing things right the first time. He likes to learn. He is strong in all sense of the word physicality and emotionally. Appreciates all types of beauty so don't be surprise if he see's the beauty in something no one else see's. Has a very Artistic eye so he has a bit of an imagination. He is very curious about things around him so he wants to fully understand everything he comes in contact with. He is very caring towards people around him and always seems to bring a smile to peoples faces. He can not stand when something around him feels wrong he always wants to fix things. He will stand up for what he believes is right. People just swoon to him but that's ok he likes to be around a lot of people. He can be the center of attention hes very good at making people feel comfortable and is good at starting and keeping a flowing conversation. He likes to befriend a lot of people. He is the person people go to for advice because he can be wise and can give you a better perspective on things. But he can be manipulative and a bit of a flirt, sometimes it's a good thing. But all in all he has good intentions if you know him and have a close relationship with him consider yourself lucky. He's the kind of person you might only have around in your life for a season but have the biggest impact in your life, so appreciate him. If he likes you be very humbled.

Wow, your such a Dyango.

by Ambi09 September 8, 2011

floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.

At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.

by "Cronky" December 27, 2008

dango

Dangos are Japanese dumplings made of rice flour. They come in many varieties.

Oh, those dangos are delicious!

by Imawesome September 30, 2012

dango

a japanese treat. Basically a small rice ball filled with all sorts of fillings like plum paste.

I threw dango all over the floor and watched the fools kill each other for the wicked awesome deliciousness!

by allan bowling April 26, 2006

Self-diagnoser

A DID system wannabe who thinks it's quirky to have mental illness. They have traits similar to a twitter user, thinking that anybody who has common sense and goes against their wrongdoings is a dipshit while being an actual dipshit in the process.

They also have a habit of making up excuses, common ones being "I can't afford a doctor" or "Doctor scawy" or "I did ten minutes of research and did two sketchy tests and lied on all of them, so that means I do have DID!" It's basically just some edgy teens on twitter or Danganronpa discord servers with the mentality of a Facebook conspiracy theorist

Person actually diagnosed with autism : "Please get a doctor you fatherless Self-diagnoser"
Self-diagnoser : "No you're wrong and I'm right wawawwawawwawwaw"

by walfupunch February 16, 2022

Dingo Shark

noun; A highly dubious cover story.

Reporter: So what happened?

Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.

by Dr Winterbourne March 27, 2009

mcdonald manager diagnosis

when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.

1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.

2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.

3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!

4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.

by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012