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detector van

Detector vans where first introduced to the UK in 1952 by the BBC.The reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a TV Licence.What the BBC didn't tell the population was that this was a load of pish.

In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
"Mum,there is a BBC detector van outside our house"

"It doesn't matter son,--It is a load of pish--
by swiss1888 February 7, 2007
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Ace Detective

Another name for Detective Pardo while he is on the hunt for the Miami Mutilator or taking down degenerates that want their fifteen minutes of Fame.
Remember when the Ace Detective cleared out a cargo ship full of Columbian scum only relying on his rugged good looks and THICK SKIN?
Remember when the Ace Detective used his THICK SKIN to survive that nuclear warhead?
by MosbeyBarney June 18, 2019
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After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
by Not a chance man March 19, 2008
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Dethecus

A World of Warcraft server known for a large number of griefers, scammers, and forum trolls. Ninja looters will typically be congratulated for their new gear, trolls are treated like celebrities, their most famous player ever was a lowbie ganker, and outting real life embarassing details of your enemies on the servers forums is seen as a 'win'.
I rolled an character on Dethecus and was ganked in Goldshire by a level 70. What is with that server?
by Vir March 10, 2007
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lie detector

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.
Lie detectors are stupid.
by David March 6, 2004
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derheim

Commonly misused to interpret the actions of a semi-retarded man. The derheim is actually the pinnacle of female and male commorodary. Named after "Derheim," a hero in many eyes, after he expelled seminal fluid onto a passed out woman's face causing her eyes to stick shut as she awoke the next morning. The derheim can be performed by women to men by the same procedure or in Derheim's words, "by opening their rose and dropping fluid onto the boys face." Derheim in his second year at U. North Dakota is considered the best in his field of sexology.
I snuck into her room and she was out cold so I pulled out my tiny wing and derheimed everywhere.
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Lunch Detention

When you do something bad that doesn't warrant a detention. Instead, you have to face the wall of the cafeteria and starve while everyone else is eating. In my opinion, it's only going to make you want to get into more trouble.
Lunch detentions are the stupidest shit ever invented.
by Sheks Broken Condom April 14, 2017
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