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Deboressed

When you are really bored and you want to talk to a friend but all your friends are busy because they have lives and you don’t, so you get this crippling self-doubt and a depressed vibe and you feel like you have no friends and everyone forgot about you.

A mix between bored and depressed
Depression from boredom
“I’m so freaking bored!”
“Nah, you’re just deboressed.”
by theawkwardviolist November 24, 2018
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Anti-Deppressos

Jacob: I need a cereal for my comic but I can't use anything real
Seth: How about Deppressos?

Mia: Hah, Deppressos
Cat: Um, what?

Seth: Like Cheerios, but Deppressos
Rian: School-Appropriate please!

Jacob: How about Anti-Deppressos?

Seth: Yeah Anti-Deppressos!

Mia: We stan Anti-Deppressos
Rian: *sighs*
by King_Kaoru August 7, 2019
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depressed

The state in which you feel hopeless. Nothing works, or ever will, or even ever has for you. People hate you for no reason. Even God seems to hate you too. Every day is a repitition of the same events. You have no luck, and there's no way of changing it.
Depressed? Fix it all with the click of a shotgun.
by Senator Assface September 9, 2006
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depressedticles

When you are sad for two reasons:
A) You are a girl
B) You're a guy and you just lost your balls.
"Dude I'm depressedticles,I Just lost my balls"
by intohugger4 January 22, 2009
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im depressed

The fancy way of saying you feel “bummed out
Mike:im depressed

Dwight: Depressed, isn’t that just the fancy way of saying you feel “Bummed Out”
Mike:Dwight, you ignorant slut
by A guy on urban dictionary November 9, 2020
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deppression

"Hey Ben, you are acting weird lately "

Yeah... My girl left me and I have no friends. I guess I am going through some server deppression
by XFiwers May 14, 2018
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Depressed

DEPRESSED:
/dəˈprest/
When someone is 'depressed' it means that they are not happy. They don't know what is causing them to be depressed, they just are. They feel hollow inside and don't know why. Depression is made up of: Anxiety, sadness, loneliness, and confusion.

There are sadly people that are depression posers. Now you're probably wondering, "what the hell does he mean by 'depression posers?'"

'DEPRESSION POSERS' are people that state that they are depressed. They say they are depressed because someone recently dumped them, they aren't doing so well in school, or some other shitty reason. They will go off saying that they are "So depressed" and it gets annoying. They want attention. That's why they tell people they are depressed. Anyone with depression doesn't state it out loud, and probably doesn't know they even are depressed. Someone might go up and ask an actual depressed being if he/she is depressed. Depression posers say it before anyone asks them. Depression posers are attention whores and stereotypical emo kids. Now why the fuck are you lookin' up depression on Urban Dictionary? Eh, I guess some of the definitions can be funny. Why the fuck am I writing the definition for depression on urban dictionary? Well I guess to share my opinion and call out the 12-16 year olds who are depression posers.
Depressed Being: "I don't know what it is... It just feels like something is missing

Depression poser: "omfg, I'm so depressed."

Depressed Being: "Yeah dad... Everything's alright... I think.."

Depression Poser: "Dad, you wouldn't understand... I'm depressed."

Depressed Being: "It'll get better... whatever it is..."

Depression Poser: "I just want to shoot myself right now... Or slit my throat... Or cut myself. Man I'm so depressed."

Guy sitting next to depression poser: "Shut the fuck up."

Guy sitting next to depressed being: "Hey... You okay?"
by iSammy! March 12, 2015
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