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the absoulute HOTTEST boy you could ever possibly see. usually gets ALL the girls to fall head over heels for him. very sporty and talkative, likes to make jokes ALOT! trust me I KNOW! blonde hair, green/blue eyes, short, but still HAWT! hes a total bad boy and cant be serious to save his life. hes a real tease and will always have your back through thick and thin.
*guy walks to girl and leans against her locker* hey, babe
*girl blushes* hey dennis whats going on?
*guy stares at her eyes*

*girl blushes* what are you looking at?
Guy: oh sorry, its just your eyes are so beutiful i thought i was staring at the stars
dennis by justbeinme November 13, 2012
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A cheater, liar, And he’ll tell you he love you but he doesn’t love anyone but yourself. He is the type of guy date a girl for her body. He will play with your heart and you he would cheat on you multiple times. They say Aquarius are loyal but this one sure isn’t.
Girl 1: ohh look at Dennis he is cute
Girl 2: He might be cute but he is a cheater and he will play with your heart
Dennis by Honeybun22 July 30, 2019
Gets pussy and plays football and makes girls wet from a stare
Dennis:Hi Girl

Girl: Fuck me
Dennis by HVVCGXCXJXFXGFXGX April 5, 2017
doesn't have legs
me: you don't have legs
dennis: legs aren't what matters ;)
Dennis by oompaloompass September 4, 2018
this guy has small dick and always late, he must be a dennis.
dennis by not iqbal October 24, 2019
A Dennis is a person that loves if grannies queef in his mouth during his meals. You can usually identify a dennis by the typical gonorrheic vagina scent of his burps.
A dennis is synonimous with a burp that has a fecal or vaginal smell
Dennis by truetalesteller January 7, 2019
boy1: damn i just wanna fuck that girl, screw being friends

boy2: you must be a dennis
Dennis by gupta dynasty March 24, 2019