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Dennis

That guy over there is such a “dennis”!
by DeanKilled December 21, 2019
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Such a short wicked extremely stingy short man. He is also very proud never sorry atalll.The only sweet thing about Dennis is that he’s actually fun to be around and he’s quite smart. Stop being a Dennis .Dennis’s are wicked
Stop being a Dennis .i never pray to be a dennis
by By giftee February 5, 2020
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That one ginger on Youtube and Twitch @PaymoneyWubby that you should go subscribe to right now to see all the great content you're missing out on.
@PaymoneyWubby, also known as Dennis, is the greatest streamer on Twitch and you should feel bad if you do not open another tab right now to go check out his content.
by WillDavis October 22, 2019
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A word to describe the state of inebriation whereby in that state, mischief, and other naughty things happen. Originated from the movie "dennis the menace".
friend- how was the pub last night?
you- It got a bit Dennis
friend- yeah? what happened?
you- I unravelled an entire toilet roll and started screaming "its snowing"
Mischiefdrunknuisancemenaceinebriated
by jacshell May 9, 2014
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A :I just get a notice from Dennis that we are going to have important group visit tomorrow; and I have to coordinate all the incoming talker with in 2 hours.

B: what a stupid passive aggressive evil idiot. You should let him know he should not never do it again.

A: well, that is why he is a stupid evil passive aggressive idiot.
by daxiang March 10, 2019
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Denny's

Denny's is a 24-hour diner. They serve warm mediocre quality food, coffee, and the essential Meat-Lover's Skillet. To fully qualify as a Denny's however the diner must have:

1.) A waitress that has worked there way too long. She is missing a finger, a tooth, or maybe she has a 6th toe. In any case she's freaking tired and does not take any of your crap.

2.) One of the following non-conformists:
"To be a non-conformist, you have to dress in black, and listen to the same music we do."
a.) Goth kids. Black attire, hopped up on caffeine writing bad gothic poetry (i.e. "If a drop of blood would make you smile I would slash my wrists till I expired in a crimson puddle of my wasted love")
b.) Wiccan kids. Not to be confused with Goth kids. They wear black too, but lean more toward the caped Halloween look. They must have bumper stickers on their car that read something like "My other car is a broomstick". They know magik so you better not mess with them.
c.) Emo kids. You will either have the tolerable ones who actually know something about music, or the lame ones that just discovered the fad out of Seventeen magazine. Availability varies by location. Dashboard anyone?

3.) The bitter kid that makes fun of those people in #2. This can be damn funny.

4.) The creepy midnight shift guy. No one knows much about him, but they wish he's take a shower.

5.) The people who drag their whining screaming brats out for an 11 pm dinner. Maybe if Mommy hadn't been turning tricks all day she would have made you a home cooked meal.

6.) The drunks. If need help spotting them they the person that just went into the booth headfirst. Also, the stoners. They never bothered to find the booth; they are sitting on the floor.

7.) An impossible to operate crane machine.

8.) Billowing clouds of smoke. What non-smoking section?

9.) Endless amount of coffee! Endless! *Sigh* and tea, for those types.
"Denny's exist for one purpose and that is to serve the completely exhausted an the totally wasted... and no one else. Because of that fact you can go in there an order anything without reading a single word, you just point to the photograph of the food you want." ~ Sabrina Matthews
by jax January 3, 2005
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The Dennis

An intense office plague that spreads rapidly to co-workers in spite of little to no contact with Dennis. Some people may not even be within the vicinity of the department or state and yet still be stricken by this mysterious virus. The virus is known to last over two weeks and sometimes over a month. It has similar symptoms to the common cold or flu with exceptionally increased mucus production, extreme sore throat and urge to cough. You would probably get rid of herpes before the Dennis.
I don't know how he did it, considering I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, but I'm pretty sure I have the Dennis, and I'm losing my will to live.

I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.
by themenace March 20, 2012
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