The dehydrator

Defense mechanism of the defender deficating, urinating, ejaculating, vomiting, spitting, sneezing, bleeding, and crying to scare off the offense. Takes extreme practice, willpower, and years of training. Warning: can cause death from dehydration.

The man pulled the dehydrator on the person who was trying to mug him.

by The epitome of knowledge March 8, 2019

Demyspace

To remove from your myspace friend's list, especially if they were in your "Top 8". To diss, blow off, or otherwise insult someone who considered you a friend.

I just demyspaced xemoxroxx. I got tired of her lame top 8 quizzes

by Jordan Keyes January 22, 2006

dehydrated bunghole

A really dried up, pruny, anus

"i cant stop scratching my rough dehydrated bunghole"

by Tats Tyler October 13, 2013

Deydereism

Nigerian slang for delusional thinking/behaviour

Paul: I got with Beyonce last night man, I swear

Ola: Eya, see deydereism of the highest order

by layoo March 27, 2011

dehydated

When a girl or guy is beyond thirsty or desperate. They will nearly do anything to get what they want

Ana: hey that guy in the yellow shirt next to the side walk is so cute.

Shelly: ummmm........ Ana I think that isn't even a guy. It's a fire hydrant
Ana: well then is is a very cute fire hydrant.
Shelly: I no you are my friend but u are dehydated.

by Cinnamon sheen July 5, 2014

demidism

The self aware will follow the higher consciousness and find their desired path.
To be be one with with Demid the all seeing god of self contentment.

Oh hey man are you Demidism?

by Supahotfya December 12, 2016

dehydrated piss

Dehydrated Piss comes from West Virginia. Well, Its the skin color of one Brandon Kelly.

Look Ma' There goes that Dehydrated Piss Boy Brandon again.

by Soccertitties July 23, 2017