Messy Delivery

The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜

(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?

(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery

(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life

by A.D. Khaled June 28, 2015

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

by tFool2 November 30, 2010

deliverable

Lame-ass consultant speak typically used by Accenture and Deloitte employees to refer to a document that is submitted to a client.

"Mike, did you submit that deliverable to IBM last week, ya jerk?"

by Some Consultant April 20, 2004

Sds(stand and deliver syndrome)

When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.

Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!

Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.

Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.

Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.

Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?

Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.

Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.

Beckisha: Fuck all of you

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Left on delivered

Worse than being left on opened on Snapchat

Jacob hasn’t snapped me back on Snapchat ! He didn’t even open the snap ! I can’t believe I just got left on delivered!

by left on delivered girl June 6, 2022

Stand and Deliver

1) Phenomenal book and documentary about Jaime Escalante and his success in turning a class of 18 barrio students struggling with basic math from East L.A. in the poor public school of Garfield High into math enthusiasts who would go on to pass the AP Calculus Exam.
2) To give a good speech or lecture.
3) To assume a sexual position.

1) Escalante's famous math enrichment program would attain an apex of 85 students and many faculty members. His ability to turn a group of poorly prepared, undisciplined students into strong calculus practitioners is a shining light into the potential of teaching capability in the area of math and, eventually, the end of math anxiety among struggling students.
2) John Edgar Wideman, famous novelist and essayist, gave an incredible lecture and preliminary text reading of his work at my university recently. He stood and delivered!
3) "Hey baby! I see you looking at my goods. Do you want a sample? . . . Come over here. Stand and Deliver!"
- Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

by some punk kid April 18, 2005

Foodpanda Delivery

Foodpanda is a delivery service in Bangladesh, just like in every other country. But in Bengali meme culture it is used as a code for the Chattro League (the student wing of the ruling party) will come to your house and beat you up.

Someone: *makes a meme making fun of the government*
The comment section guys: Haha very naice meme, basha koi apnar? Foodpanda Delivery dibo

by me when March 17, 2021