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Facebook Law Degree 

Where a political events occurs and people on social media (mainly stay at home moms) voice their opinions and convince other people on their newsfeed that they are correct.
*scrolls through Facebook*
Jane Doe posted, "I personally think that gay marriage should be illegal because it says so in the bible and my husband said it to be true, so I know i'm right."

Viewer: Man, this mom obviously has a Facebook Law Degree since she seems to know everything about everything.
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Working on my masters degree 

I told her I was working on my masters degree.

Turd Degree Burn 

(N) When you are taking a particularly steamy/warm poop, and it burns your butt hole when it comes out. Stems from the phrase, "Third degree burn"
Todd: "Dude, that shit burnt coming out. It did not feel good"
Phil: "Sounds like you got a turd degree burn. You might need some cream for that."

3rd Degree Gurns

When somebody has way too much MDMA and ends up having jaw breaking gurns
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see all the photo's from last night?
Guy 2: yeah, love how Dave's got 3rd Degree Gurns in everyone!
Guy 1: classic Dave!
3rd Degree Gurns by H421 February 27, 2017

1000 degree knife 

A knife that has been heat until it reaches 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. Can cut through almost anything including children's toys, butter, soap, and the World Trade Center, etc.
"How did you lose your Dad?" He was in a building when it was struck by a 1000 degree knife.

7th degree of separation

Person/organisation who claims an association to you or a network with which you are associated (i.e. recruiter who asks to join your LinkedIn network in order to gain access to friends and colleagues without your knowledge/approval) purely for personal or financial gain.
I really don't know that guy; he's 7th degree of separation. Don't give him anything.

Second-degree Fuckboy 

A guy who doesn't fit fuckboy stereotypes, and is either ugly or not of usual fuckboy standards- yet they still have a reputation for leading girls on and hooking up with anyone.

An alternative meaning is a fuckboy who flirts with plenty of girls but never takes it any further.
"How on Earth does someone like them pull so many girls?"
"I know right. He must be a second-degree fuckboy."