A dean

A Dean is where a very handsome and sexy man has a lot of friends and is a keen lover with many hot and sexy women.

You are a dean

by Farmboy6968 March 22, 2020

Dean

A person, often short in stature, who uses the longest route possible to solve a problem, often creating other problems along the way; also a small person with a large ego, similar to Napolean, only with the stubborness of a native Italian. This person will find several ways to solve the same problem, only all of them will be incorrect.

The customer called in with a problem, and instead of quickly finding a solution, the technician decided to get dean.

Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!

by James Hightower January 4, 2008

dean

Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.

Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer

Get your dean out of my face!
If you do that again i'll dean you.
You're so dean.

by wigwam inn December 11, 2007

Dean

Being raped or sexually assaulted by an attractive or "hot" guy. In retrospect you may not want to be deaned but you will like it.

- Hey gabby what did you do last night?
- I was with rons... he deaned me
- He did?! do you want to press charges
- Nah, I kind of liked it

by Paige Henderson January 23, 2011

Dean

Another name for a Jonah.

You're a Bleedin' Dean

by Jimjimo July 13, 2017

Dean

The guy that drops the soap in jail

Dean really just can’t hold onto the soap man

by Ellebelle420 November 5, 2019

Dean

A person who is way cooler than a "syd"
In most cases a Dean is always right. All Dean's are born doing a project on jello

That is a dean they are perfect in every way

by Djedjwjkdhdjdkdj September 7, 2011