"The dean", or simply"Dean", as he is more commonly referred to, is a supreme being, thought to be the pinnacle of human evolution. Traits include a British accent, a constantly changing hairstyle, and a body magnitude so large that he consistently takes up two seat spots on the sofa in the boy's houses. As a result, another name for him is "Deanosaurus Rex", although this is less commonly used than the latter. In fact, so great is his holiness, that it is thought he is learning to become a farmer. What a stunner.
by Cap'n Spank July 06, 2019
A person, often short in stature, who uses the longest route possible to solve a problem, often creating other problems along the way; also a small person with a large ego, similar to Napolean, only with the stubborness of a native Italian. This person will find several ways to solve the same problem, only all of them will be incorrect.
The customer called in with a problem, and instead of quickly finding a solution, the technician decided to get dean.
Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!
Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!
by James Hightower December 12, 2007
Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.
Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.
Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer
by wigwam inn November 15, 2007
Being raped or sexually assaulted by an attractive or "hot" guy. In retrospect you may not want to be deaned but you will like it.
- Hey gabby what did you do last night?
- I was with rons... he deaned me
- He did?! do you want to press charges
- Nah, I kind of liked it
- I was with rons... he deaned me
- He did?! do you want to press charges
- Nah, I kind of liked it
by Paige Henderson January 22, 2011
by Ellebelle420 November 05, 2019
A person who is way cooler than a "syd"
In most cases a Dean is always right. All Dean's are born doing a project on jello
In most cases a Dean is always right. All Dean's are born doing a project on jello
by Djedjwjkdhdjdkdj September 06, 2011