day trip to the dam

The act of, often pertaining to, or involving a spontaneous ___mile road trip to the enthusiasts dam of choice.

Broady: Yo, J-dizzle. Wanna take a day trip to the dam? I'm very enthusiastic about this!

J-dizz: Let's do this, dams are sick! Oh yeah, and nice green shirt bro.

day trip to the dam by j-dizz and the dam bros August 20, 2010

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National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

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national be mean to gojo day

be mean to gojo every 23rd of February

gojo:hey guys
me:shut the fuck up gojo no one likes you
gojo:is it national be mean to gojo day again
me:die in a hole

national be mean to gojo day by lyteee December 12, 2022

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Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021