dawson

dawson is a scrawny kid who only has his grades to brag about. he constantly brags about his grades, but that doesn’t get him too far when he’s getting beat the fuck up.

dawson is such a fucking loser

by oh s d kill January 30, 2020

dawson

fat bitch that is okay at times

only showers if it it 100% dark outside with cold ass water

is bad at uno in every way, shape, and form.

kind of looks like a sex offender at certain angles but its fine ig

very L O U D

dawson, you're cool but im still gonna yeet your book across the classroom

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

dawson

A Dawson is an event that was worthy of the serie Dawson's Creek. Love triangle, cheating etc... involves people being really pissed and a lot of drama.

Guy 1 - Why do you always do Dawsons at parties?
Guy 2 - I had no other choice, his girlfriend was really into me.

by diab0li November 26, 2011

dawson

a boy who will break your heart into a million pierces and then act like nothing happened.

omg did you know to never date a boy named dawson!

by the girl who’s heart you broke May 15, 2020

[Dawson]

a problematic jigalow that literally nobody likes. also looks like a school shooter

girl: omg does anyone know the name of that one dude whos a cheater?
girl 2: must be Dawson

by Mona Hamala April 20, 2019

Dawson!!!

When you do something bad, but avoid the trouble and blame dooson by yelling "Dawson!!!" He immediately gets detention and you are no longer in trouble.

I was late... but so was dooson... Dawson!!! (Teacher marks dooson late)

by QWERTYabc1234?!? November 5, 2020

dawson

he is a dick head who always makes you feel bad and he thinks he can get the kadies but the only ladies he gets are 10 years younger than him

u are acting like dawson

by daquan got smheet August 6, 2017