Dave

The name of the god of all hockey coaches, a coach who knows the game best but also knows how to coach players in a way they respond and respect. No one compares.

"Did that Dave guy ever coach you?"

"Yeah, basically the god of all hockey coaches"

by SauceMaster99 April 16, 2014

Dave

You know a Dave. We all know a Dave. They are most likely a child murderer from freddy fazbenders and are gay for Jack Kennedy

Dave is a literally child murderer and you still wanna hire him? He even will yiff foxes for god sake

by KrisKross69 April 12, 2022

dave

that one suburban neighbor that always has a better yard and Christmas display then you

daves house was blinding, and on top of that. HE SORTED HIS FLOWER BED

by weavercep November 20, 2020

dave

Your mother's unmarried partner.

Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: He's just my dave

by effy11 October 9, 2010

Daving

Attending many Dave Matthews Band (DMB) concerts in succession usually as a yearly ritual. Usually pertains to other superfan activities such as stalking the band at the hotel, paying an extraordinary sum of money for the best tickets, making signs and whoring oneself out to get on the tour bus.

Helen needs a week's vacation next month because it's her annual Daving season.

by missmelon August 1, 2008

Daving

Hitting the straps, really hard, regardless of what day of the week it is. If you're Daving, most things are lekker, but also, most things are also Kak. If you're Daving, you appear to be moving at the speed of light. Most people will struggle to keep up with the conversation. If you're Daving, your mind is light and nimble from coke and klippy, as well as coke by itself.

- Ahhhhh bru, you were on fire last night!
- No doubt, I was completely Daving.

by cameloxen December 14, 2020

The Dave

A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.

A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.

Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*

by PinklyWrenis August 7, 2012