by OneNutMIA January 10, 2014
A man-child whose sexual appetite borders on the absurd. A social anomaly, The Dave is a bundle of energy and inappropriateness that may never be understood. He is the guy in the club that is turned around in the corner tucking its' boner against his stomach to hide his excitement. If you press up against him in a social situation, you run the risk of getting tastefully "felt up". It is something you look at in awe and disgust at the same time, like a charismatic dictator, only with a booger in his stubble. Once you meet "The Dave" your life will change.
Last night, Martin was totally channeling "The Dave", he got 3 numbers, 2 sloppy make-outs, 6 hard-ons, and bargained the pizza guy down to $2!
by sweetdaddy May 8, 2009
Dave is the type of guy that’s chill. It could also be short for David. He gets all the girls but everyone thinks he’s sometimes gay.
by Angelicqueen March 25, 2019
by Quakertown Kid December 29, 2007
a) A fantastic TV channel in the UK that shows lots of Top Gear and Ray Mears stuff
b) The name you use when you can't think of a person's name
b) The name you use when you can't think of a person's name
a) Oh, is Top Gear on Dave again?!
b) A - What was the name of that person we saw in the street?
B - I dunno! Dave?!
b) A - What was the name of that person we saw in the street?
B - I dunno! Dave?!
by Eggy9000 January 8, 2008
The art of giving a random opinion about something you have no idea expecting to be successful, but you never are.
by AGlezG August 21, 2015
by Rob's House May 4, 2007