Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.

"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"

by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011

Damon Baird

From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.

1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!

by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011

Dasoondadabasoula

speaking in tongues

The snake handlers in the church were saying dasoondadabasoula!

by Poor Moe, Poor Moe July 13, 2009

Damon Salvatore

damon. aka the most misunderstood character in the whole tvd series. everyone had told him he was unworthy, useless, heartless, and a psychopath. until, he finally believed it. he believed every single word. all damon ever wanted was love, but that privilege was taken away from him. many people never allowed damon to change. he just wanted to be like everyone else, he just wanted a happy ending. no matter how much he says he is sorry, nobody will forgive him.

person: I hate damon salvatore,

you with common sense: read the definition.

by Accurate defenitions March 14, 2021

dirty damion

A person who Eats a lot of pussy, not multiple just one,, but all day every... He don't care what day.. probably smokes a lot of pit..

Ethan "where's Damion?"
Devon "idk he's probably at home being a Dirty Damion"

by LickaMyNuts March 6, 2020

Damon Baird

Damon Baird is a beast blond character from the gears of war series.

Baird, shut the fuck up-Marcus Fenix to Damon Baird

by Spartan-279 January 24, 2011

matt damon

Someone who always has to be THE MAN in a movie. Usually supernaturally smart.

(except in Team America LOL)

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are right. It's about time Matt Damon looked like an ugly dumbass on the big screen

by John Kerry is a good dad January 14, 2005