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doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.
Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.
by doody digits are real May 11, 2016
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doody puss

ugh that girl i had sex with last night had a doody puss. my dick still smells bad
by fifi twinkle August 15, 2006
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Doody Boobies

(Noun) A sloppy pair of tits. Usually when the tits hang low or when the tits are overly abundant. The tits are not up to satisfying standards.
Did you see that fatty boom batty and her doody boobies? She could probably tie them in a knot. She could feed a country with those doody boobies. I do not approve of her nasty doody boobies.
by Amy McDougal November 5, 2006
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doody booty

1. Someone who just finished shitting and the doody scent is still fresh in their ass; even though they wiped!
2. Someone who is in the act of shitting, and someone catches them....i.e. work, home, at friends house
3. Someone whose booty just looks like it stinks from afar. It could be their jeans, the way their but is shaped, or the way their pants fit their body. Or, if they even walk funny, like they got shit up their ass!
1. Oh no, take a shower before you go getting yo' doody booty back in the bed! You just shitted!
2. Hey everybody, I was just in the ladies room and Sally was in their taking a dump......Doody Booty!!
3. Why does he walk like that? Like he got something stuck up his ass or something!!! Doody Booty!
by bigfox May 22, 2007
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doody butts

"Doody butts" is a versatile pejorative term used to describe something shitty and implicitly undesirable, whether a person, place or thing.

"Doody" is derived from "doo-doo," as in shit. "Butts" stands for itself. In combination, the phrase is equivalent to "shitty ass."

However, neither shit nor asses need literally be present for "doody butts" to be an applicable term.
I swear that girl always has something on her face... she is so doody butts.
by Merple Meerple May 24, 2011
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Doody Golem

A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human.

Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.
"Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!"

"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"

"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"
by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009
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Doody Balls

Sometimes while taking a shit, your penis touches the inside of a disease laden bowl. To avoid this it is necessary to push your penis and balls further into the toilet. Then you accidently shit on your balls.
The other day I used a public restroom, and I gave myself a severe case of Doody Balls. My balls smelled like shit for days.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 17, 2005
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