whoptie doodle

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.

Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!

by mdharia15 October 05, 2014

Doodle Scrub

A person who lacks skills in playing the popular iPhone and iPod touch app Doodle Jump.

Jerry, you only got 45,000 points in Doodle Jump. You're a Doodle Scrub!

by Chenimal December 31, 2009

Doodle Dip

Infamous quote from the obscure 1994 PC game SpaceKids. Repeatedly said by one of the kids whenever they get into some deep doodle shit.

Popularized by Vinny from Vinesauce.

Man: Hey kid, want some ice cream?
Kid: Yes!
Man: Get into my van and I'll show you my newest popsicle flavor: doodle dip!
*pulls out cock*

by thatonehatefulguy January 03, 2019

Noodle Doodle

When a man spells words with his lemon juice in the snow.

Whenever it snows, Bob Saget likes to noodle doodle all over his yard.

by William Cockburn March 22, 2009

Musical doodle

Round and round, the record spins all day. Listen now, I'll take you far away. Trying to resist is futile. So just sing along to my musical doodle. do do do do do do do do do doodle.

I sang along to the musical doodle.

by warbird1500 July 12, 2014

doodle lupus

Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English

Noun

1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.

2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.

“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”

by patspatspats January 19, 2022

yummy-doodle

noun: the male member, aka: the penis.

I am going to perform oral pleasure on his yummy doodle.

by Dee November 11, 2003