What Can Brown Do For You?

1) an ill-fated ad campaign for UPS.

2) it can come out of your ass to make you feel less full.

My stomach was gurgling and I felt so bloated. So I asked myself “what can brown do for you?” and proceeded to the nearest toilet to take a huge shit.

by joseph blough March 31, 2022

You Do You

A phrase that uses reverse psychology and passive aggressiveness to get someone to do exactly what you want them to.

Girl: I'm thinking of getting back together with my ex
Friend: Girl, you do you

(Her ex is a lying, cheating snake. No one wants them to get together)

by cadencealegra September 25, 2017

Just Do You

(n.) The act of being responsible and socially justifiable.

Bro 1: Look at that dude man, he's got the nice ride, pretty chick that lucky—

Bro 2: —Stop hating and Just Do You!

by Yagami85 December 18, 2012

Do you agree?

A gothic science teacher who says do you agree about 5 times an hour

And a maths teacher who says this despite not having the ability to teach.

Do you agree? that this is a transverse wave?

by Franz Ferdinand 1 October 28, 2017

I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008

Do whatever the fuck you want

1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.

1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."

by Tim_ May 17, 2009

do you gay

This is how you ask somebody if "they are sure" or more precisely.. this is how you ask someone if they are "out of their minds".

- Hey, so I've got this idea.. the earth is actually round.
- Bro, do you gay?

by david20002062 November 14, 2018