Derk

Looks very tuff but ones you get to know him he is funny and nice. Derk wil always be there for you and is a great friend.
Max: i want a good friend
Thomas: you should be friends with Derk!
by Wise person. May 09, 2020
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This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."
The way he touched me made me think he's a derk
by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022
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Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.
Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!
by TracySwoosh123 April 04, 2016
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some random 5'2 ass nigga who likes sucking massive dick all day. he is an abomination to the human race. he is in love with many men and women but they all sadly reject him due to his small penis size. he is also very poor so he asks for money every second and steals food from women. he also said he changed but in reality he didn't. he also can't pull for shit.
by Ivan Meza October 20, 2022
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PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DERK
by Tammaur May 22, 2018
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A fist bump with your thumb up.
Blake - “Derk it up bruh!”
Cody - “Derk it up!”
by codykomo November 28, 2018
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a person who’s bed stinks, and they abuse their cat
person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
by Pepperiscute June 06, 2021
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