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The old, grey Dell towers were the best and most reliable computers Dell would ever release. Now, unless you get a $5000 workstation, it's kinda eh.
"you have a Dell?"
"yeah, it's one of the old ones."
"delllll."
Dell by hatty_hattington February 16, 2023
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a company that makes mediocre laptops
"why does my dell feel so hollow and cheap?"
dell by Human-ish November 30, 2024
some thing that is old fashioned and an old thing to say
bro that's dell as fuck

they nigga hella dell

dell ass nigga
A nigga that will murder yo family den take yo bitch
Aint that the nigga who killed yo family and u did nun bout it? yeah that's dat Nigga dell
Dell by lilbrodead May 29, 2025
A concuction of shit and homosexuality mixed together inside a plastic frame. Normally exists for roughly half a year until the shit and homosexuality begin to stop functioning. Very vunerable to the 'blue screen of death'.
Conor: "Oh, i think i'll play some War Rock, then download some music"

Dell: "Having a spaz and then shuts down then gives you a load of code bullshit with a blue backround".

Conor: "Oh, the problem appears to be the printer driver, lets hold f12 when we turn the computer on and fix the computer like any other system, then I will restart".

Dell: "Having even more of a spaz".

Conor then takes the computer to Somalia to show the poor kids what this 'internet thing is' but they dont want it because everyone, LITERALLY everyone (even poor brainless Somalian kids) hate Dell.
Dell. by Pornhub.com July 27, 2009

dell hell 

A derogatory term used to describe the sh!t support or bad computers offered by Dell corporation.
I experienced Dell Hell when I tried to call Dell for help to repair my broken Dell computer today, but they put me on hold for an hour then hung up.
dell hell by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014