cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

cuntisha

A nickname for when your friend is being a ghetto cunt.

"Umm Cuntisha ever sing you put those hot pink thigh high boots on you've been acting really ghetto and rude :/"

by Twinkb April 10, 2016

cuntishery

This is when someone or something is being cunitsh

You lost your dog, Damn that's cuntishery

by Obama self October 20, 2017

Cuntasur

Cunt + Asur
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)

Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon

Sam was out in the woods looking for a bigfoot, instead he met a cuntasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

cuntasaur

someone who is suck a giant cunt, that their douchyness has to be explained in the colassal term of dinosaurs.

Why did he walk in here and be giant cuntasaur?
i dunno cause hes mendi?

by THE B.I.G. T REX February 10, 2010

Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008