Cuntabulous

For when everything is a cunt and you have been broken to the point of feeling laughing at everything around you it becomes cuntabulous.

The building site was full of cunts and counting jobs everywhere and someone asked Mike how's it going "everything is absolutely cuntabulous mate couldn't be better"

by FinchyForks November 11, 2022

Conjaculate

To congratulate someone by giving him an orgasm. (Congratulate + ejaculate)

She'll conjaculate me after I tell her I got the promotion.

Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!

by ImJoeAsFuck February 2, 2023

Contabulate

To count a total number of anything

(after playing cards) let me just contabulate the score here...

by Karma97 December 7, 2025