[cuntsickle]

when an abnormaly large clit becomes stuck to a frozen pole

polorbear club and a pole.... need i say more cuntsickles

by KevBo541 May 3, 2011

Cumsicle

When a man masturbates and ejaculates on his own penis. He then puts his penis in an ice chest, freezer, etc. After the sperm has become frozen over the man's penis his male or female partner must suck it off.

"Jody! look what I got for yuh!"

"Oh my isn't that a big popsicle!"

"Baby, this aint no popsicle, it's a CUMsicle!"

by Skid Mark My Face April 26, 2009

cumsicle

Proper name for a raging beast often spotted in Hashing events in Florida, Texas and Qatar. Known to consume large amounts of alcohol, and prone to engage in acts of debauchery.

Did you see what Cumsicle did at last week's Hash?

by [e-mail] December 2, 2003

Cumbicle Shot

a cum shot by you or someone next to you in an office space with cubicle architecture, usually reaching a cubicle other that your own.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen the Peter North cum shot montage on red tube?
Guy 2: That's nothing! This kid at work with a stache totally did a cumbicle shot all over my power point presentation!

by L.A.C April 2, 2009

cumdrops/ cumsicles

When sperm hardens and forms a crystal like residue in ones hair after their partner ejaculates in their hair the night before.

EX. 1

Spencer: Hey babe what are you doing right now?

Lisa: Taking a shower because I have cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair from last night.

EX. 2

Alec: Last night was s hot especially when I cam.

Britney: Maybe for you it was but you left massive cumdrops/ cumsicles in my hair.

by baby bottle popp February 8, 2010

Cumpickle

Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.

adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.

ex girlfriend's bff- "girl your ex is such a fuckin cumpickle!"

by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011

Cumsicle

A cumsicle can be defined in many different ways. For example, fuckboy, dick chode, fuck ass, and cumtart supreme. A cumsicle is basically a (usually heterosexual) male who lives on being a giant fucking prick.

How to spot a cumsicle:
;)
Can't draw dicks for shit
Lil dick mf
Acts like he's better than everyone
Has a cracked iPhone

Wears nothing buy Nike

Person 1: You little fucking cumsicle!
Person 2: lmao you know you love me though babe

by hellafucked November 22, 2016