Ass Clowning

Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.

If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”

by Lars Gunblade June 14, 2011

Clown

Look in the mirror.

friend: whats a clown
me: look in the mirror

by bushmantrash September 23, 2019

clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Punching The Clown

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

C-Town

1. A slang term for Cleveland, Ohio. AKA Tha land, Thieveland, Land of tha Heartless, Wasteland, 216, Tha North Coast. This can not be used for any other city that starts with a C. The Cleveland/Akron-Canton area is home to 3.5 million people. Its a very diverse area near Lake Erie. Despite what haters try to say its not all a huge crime infested slum. Yes the Eastside of Cleveland and East Cleveland (East Cleve) is all a bad area, and half the Westide of Cleveland. Also parts of Akron, Canton, Lorain, Elyria, Euclid, and some Eastside suburbs are bad too but 4/5 of the area is a great place to live.

2. If you wanna be a smart ass there is a supermarket called C Town. These supermarkets are all on the NE part of the East Coast, especially NYC and Jersey. So if you are from Cleveland and you go to the East Coast say you are from Tha Land instead of C Town, or you may confuse people or get laughed at.

"C-Town" by Bone Thugs and Twista

(Layzie Bones verse)
"I'm from a place, really ain't safe, Cleveland the birthplace
Midwest niggas, yeah, we stay thirsty
Tim's in the winter with the J's in the summer
all four season's we stay workin'
ride with a g'
come and slide with a g'
with the true's in Tha Land we can ride to the beat
light it up, let it burn when you vibin' with me
gotta keep it real to survive in these streets..."

by 216ski May 18, 2008

Clown

A wack muthafucka and/or a straight up moron. Someone who is a complete joke to everyone around them. People labelled as clowns are so wack or stupid that no one takes them seriously and just laughs at them, just like a circus clown. If you get called a clown and you're not an actual circus clown, you must respond with instant hostility or else you might as well join the circus.

Guy #1: That guy always says he's the biggest gangsta and balla out there, but he just collects welfare and never even did a crime.
Guy #2: Yeah, he ain't nothing but a fucking clown.

Guy #3: I wanted to rob a store with my boys, but they kept convincing me to rob my girlfriend's house instead. I just wanted to fit in with the group so I just followed along.
Guy #4: You for real? You're a bigger clown than I thought.

Guy #5: Hey bro, someone at the club called me a clown the other night.
Guy #6: Did you stand up for yourself at least? If not, you might as well join the circus muthafucka, I ain't chillin with someone labelled as a complete joke who can't be taken for real.

by Yolen August 1, 2013

penis clown

What Ronald McDonald is better known as.

Hello, it's me, Ronald McDonald better known as the penis clown

by Aaron go bragh April 19, 2008