Lvl 1 crook

A trash as nigga who is the exact opposite of a lvl 100 boss

Goddamn lagod such a lvl 1 crook

by Lvl 1 deason January 16, 2019

pity crook

The clip you reluctantly put in the Instagram video, of the filmer, because you feel bad for roping him into filming you.

Me: Why didn't you have room to put my clip in the insta vid dude?

Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(

by BallSmelly January 21, 2015

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

Halfway Crook

Poser; Fake; Someone who tries to act hard and is really a BIG PUSSY

"scared to death, scared to look

they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks"

Shook Ones Pt. II Mobb Deep

Note: Eminem uses this verse in a rap battle against Papa Doc in 8 Mile

by Greyson91394 November 22, 2010

food crook

In a multiple-cat household a food crook is the cat that goes from bowl-to-bowl eating all of the other cats' food.

Pookie, stop that you food crook!!!

by Telephony November 19, 2014

La Crook

When you spike your La Croix with vodka.

We drank La Crooks as we rode in the minivan home after the bachelorette party in Duluth.

by Jannetto September 24, 2017

Mr.crook

A 8th-grade teacher that makes you ixl and thinks he controls everything.

"guys wanna skip mr.crook class with me?"
"Yea Im not doing ixl today."

by St. Andrews funny kids. March 5, 2023