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sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy
oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant
by Papacito December 6, 2020
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Croissaunted

When someone or something is being haunted by croissants.
“I’ve been seeing bakeries with them everywhere, I think I’m being croissaunted.”
by CalledClover049 December 30, 2017
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cassantia

She is a girl. Smart to. She's different when you get to know her. She's funny, crazy, and weird, but is someone you would want to have around you at all time. She tries to make new friends, and you can trust her with anything. Close friends or just friends. You let her go then one day your going to regret it because you have no idea what could come your way. (We used to be so close she was the best but we let something get in our way don't let that happen to you to)
I've met someone her name is cassantia
by Www.bestfriends/save November 16, 2018
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cwassant

a mispronounciation of "criossant"
person 1: "i really want a cwassant"
person 2: "you know you're supposed to pronounce the R, right?"
by HAL0GEN July 16, 2023
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Croissanaphobia

The fear of croissants. It is not too common, but some people have it. It is usually caused by a bad nightmare causing the person to dislike croissants, or if they find disgust in the food. Some levels of croissanaphobia are low, but there are some occasions where the level is high and the croissanaphobic person cannot even look at them. Adjective: Croissanaphobic.
Bob has major croissanaphobia, which means he is afraid of croissants.
by Croissanaphobic Guy August 25, 2020
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crusty croissant

performing the sexual act with a woman whose vagina is unbelievably dry and covered in questionable scabs.
Ewww, I can't believe I just ate that crusty croissant.
by TwinSouth October 13, 2008
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croissant slaying

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.
Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!
by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016
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