Crevice

Pronounced: ˈkrɛvas/

A woman or man that absorbs an alarmingly inconvienent amount of time; most likely found during a night of festivities.

Jack really fell into that crevice last night; he was stuck in conversation for hours upon hours.

Ladies, let's please do our best to stay way from the crevices tonight and buy our own drinks.

by Maximmm June 29, 2016

Crevier

a rusted, metallic, mustard colored string of anal beads. In ancient Mayan society, it was used to punish treason and occasionally tame horses.

"Hey Dad should I put this on the Christmas tree?"

"No honey thats no ornament, its a crevier."

"A what?"

"An anal bead. Slut."

by T-shirt Tony February 8, 2014

triple crevice penetration

When you are fucking a girl in the ass with your penis, fucking her in the vagina with a dildo, and motorboating her breasts all at the same time.

My girlfriend and I did triple crevice penetration last night.

by dpelletier360 June 8, 2014

crusty crevice

The indention someone gets on the side of their face from the constant wear of glasses. This person never washes their face or body leading to dirt build-up in the crevice. They also tend to stink.

"Hey, did you see Erika's crusty crevice today? She was scarffing down a dbl qrt pounder from mc'ds and all I could think was wash ur face skally!!

by yourmom420 January 18, 2011

crevice

a place that you tend to slip into once you've engaged yourself in some marijuana usage.

a place in the couch that your body fits perfectly in.

when you finally settle and get comfortable.

"dude, get out of the crevice!"

stoner#1: "hit this bowl man"
stoner#2: "nah man, i'm already in the crevice!"

"everytime i get high some how i find myself in the crevice!"

by Monica Bonica May 18, 2006

creveling

Pretty much the coolest people ever Have this surname. If their first name also starts with a C they are basically destined to rule entire civilizations.

Bro, Creveling is on one today.

by Maidupwerds September 23, 2020

triple crevice

The homoerotic position involving three males where two partners are humping both sides of the middle partners balls. Between the thigh and the balls while the two side partners position their thighs close together with the middle partner's penis between them and moving in a synchronized motion as to maximize pleasure.

let's try something new we are friends, let's bring over george and attempt a "triple crevice" the most intense sexual position in the world.

by strikeville May 20, 2013