A place where 30 year old lonely women come to bitch at the employees about how much they weigh. Employees like Eric get in trouble for staring at girls boobs. Employess there hate to work and want to cut off their balls or respective genitalia.
"I've got bitched at by so many women at salad creations i want to cut off my testicles."
by Seizureman September 23, 2007
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The term that is typically used by young Christian girls to refer to a boy that they think is hot. Most frequently used in the presence of adults/parents/a nark.
Girl 1: Who did you say that guy was again?
Whovian: David Tennant! He's a beautiful creation!
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I can't believe that some people think that Justin Bieber is a beautiful creation!
by TheDoctor8 March 7, 2012
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!.To create work from an action of government , private industry, natural disaster, or war. The Foundation for Job Creation was started in a New Jersey Basement during 2008 www.jobcreation.us and its purpose is to bring clarity to the economic theory of Job Creation.

a. Government stimulus or spending spikes in government spending is considered to be actions of Job creation.
b.Monetary policy adjustment and adjustment to money supply are ways the government can create jobs,
c.Private industry can create jobs in two different ways.
c1. Through the action of taking market share. opening a competitive business.
c2.Through the action of bringing innovation forward. It could range in creativity of music to creativity of a high;y technical invention. All innovation tied to funding and market acceptance will create jobs.
D. War- unfortunately war creates jobs. War is an industry and when an enemy is identified it creates unity
E. Natural disaster- unfortunately natural disaster is the most efficient job creator. When natural disaster occurs, humanity will react and jobs will be created.
Example A. The government American Recovery act of 2009.
B. The federal reserve lowering interest rates to near zero and printing money for circulation by sending an extra homeowner rebate check in 2008.
C.1.Mary opens up a digital sidewalk studio to compete with traditional advertising agency agency. Mary took market share and creates jobs!The ad agency maintained all employees and replaced mary's job too.
C2. Invention and creativity always create jobs as long as there is market acceptance. One example is the cell telephone.

D. War is easily explained as the worst of humanity and the best of humanity shown through the struggle to survive. Soldiers are workers. They have the most dangerous job. When high unemployment is prevalent many flock to the military. war is usually imminent in these circumstances.
E. The rebuilding of New orleans after the Hurricane in 2005.

Mark Nejmeh is the Founder of www.jobcreation.us and The Foundation for Job Creation. mark@jobcreation.us Mr job Creation was created by Mark Nejmeh and Mark Sehagian artist from detroit and an accomplished political cartoonist. friend MrJob creation on facebook today.
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When your car has a ton of bird crap on it that it starts to resemble a dalmation (especially if it's a black car).
Nice dalmation creation. You might want to rethink parking near all those pigeons and/or not parking under that gi-normous tree anymore.
by kushdawg June 1, 2007
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Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .
He adheres to old earth creationism.
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Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.
Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
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The most gay, penis slobbering truck group in America. Most people would rather be in PK or Southeast Exclusives than Five Star..... that’s how you know you dookie.
“Hey man I heard there was a Five Star Creations meet today!”
“Oh heck yeah bro let’s go slob some
meat”
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