Crapshit

Exclamation of surprise, especially dismay or other non-favorable excitment (though not always)

Oh great merciful 'crapshit', my hand is stuck in the blender!

by Trey October 20, 2004

crapshaith

it is a word from the band Group X it is another word for crap: shaith just means stuff

If you have a 386 computer it is crapshaith.

by Cazbot February 7, 2003

crapsaddle

When you are giving someone a piggy back ride then they shit on you.

I was giving my kid a piggy back ride and they crapsaddled all down my back.

Tommy was on my shoulders at the carnival and suddenly he gave me a crapsaddle.

by JowWOWHOBO October 26, 2010

a crapella

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.

"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

crapshit

crap, with shit added

WOH FUCK i stepped in some crapshit

by Paul June 19, 2003

crapé diem

A close cousin to its Latin sister phrase, roughly translated it means, "cease the day." Used when the day is so crappy, you'd rather it just be over.

"Man, you look awful."
"Crapé diem!"
"That's the spirit."

by jdmc January 5, 2008

Crapet

A crapet is a crappy carpet. Sacrifice a goat to Bobalhobnish on the third full moon of Novenbuary to get the stains out.

Man, I got to sacrifice that goat of mine to Bovalhobnish soon, or my crapet won't get clean again.

by Phillip1337Curtis May 23, 2011