crap

1. The only word in the English language with a silent 'C' at the beginning. (Alternate spelling: rap)

I can't believe you're listening to this crap.

by Andy December 01, 2004

crap

strongbads favorite word

HOLY CRAP!!!!!! That's cold!

by joe February 02, 2004

crap

crap can be defined in many ways
1. the stuff that comes out of your bootyhole when your stummy hurts
2. a great substitute word for a cuss word that you can say infornt of your mom without getting smacked
3. your piece of shit ex/fbuddy that you keep texting

1. damn i just took a massive crap
2. crap i burned myself
3. hes crap. literal crap.

by biyatchhhhh May 06, 2020

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis August 25, 2003

crap

your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)

"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."

by Tyler May 15, 2005

crap

1. Waste from an organism in a solid form (may also be liquid; e.g. diharrea)petruding from the rectum (or asshole) in most mammals.

2. A most commonly used word in today's society as a subsitute for shit(a curse word in the english language).

My cousin told me to write a definition for crap on urban dictionary. I had nothing better to do.

by Keegan Sweett July 13, 2008

CRAP!!!

a mix of country a rap !!!!!!!!!!!!

man i want to hear some crap

by eric bain November 19, 2004