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Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.
Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.
by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019
mugGet the Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndromemug.
corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.
Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome
by Annakaleia September 30, 2011
mugGet the cranial rectal proximity syndromemug.

Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.
DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....
by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005
mugGet the Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)mug.

Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.
I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”
by G Crass February 22, 2024
mugGet the Cranial Roadkillmug.

cranial fucking

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye
I hate when bobby starts cranial fucking me
by batman_is_us_ALL May 14, 2012
mugGet the cranial fuckingmug.

cranial scat

When one partner uses a chisle to crack a hole in the other's skull and proceeds to shit on the brain.
Brian: How did Sarah die?
Tim: I gave her a Cranial Scat last night. The sex after was pretty nice though.
by FartBoxPuncher June 30, 2016
mugGet the cranial scatmug.

Cranial Aids

Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.
“I just gave that little boy cranial aids! What a dumbass!”
by Doc. Cranial December 17, 2020
mugGet the Cranial Aidsmug.

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