Cranbrook BC

Hockey or trucks?? pick one. if you don’t you better learn how to skateboard and buy a breeze. drink of choice?? hey y’alls. it doesn’t matter if you’re a hick, a skid or a hockey kid. there’s nothing to do here except go for a drive with your friends around gold creek or go for a late night Don’s run. everyone claims they hate it here and want to move to the coast after they graduate but after a few years at the college they become stuck here, just like their parents. every hoe that lives here has a snapchat score of at least a million. there’s such an awful selection of people to date that you have to start looking for people that are at least 3 years apart in age from you. there’s at least 10 lg’s at every party. speaking of parties, people love having them at random lakes 20 mins out of town. this place isn’t special.

Cranbrook BC kids are skids.

by countryboyiloveyou666 September 13, 2018

crane theory

The theory that all cranes are derived from previous cranes. All cranes build subsequent cranes. However, this creates a contradiction. From where were the first cranes derived? This is where crane theory steps in. God created a certain number of initial natural cranes. These cranes were perfect. They can nowadays typically be found in remote areas where it would otherwise be impossible to build a crane from scratch. Cities emerged in their current locations because there was originally a high concentration of the original cranes there.

Clay: "Hey dude, check out that crane."

Brantley: "That one is kind of out there by itself...it must be one of the originals."

Clay: "Originals?!"

Brantley: "Yea, God built the first cranes - it's how all subsequent cranes were built. Haven't you ever heard of crane theory?"

Clay: "OIC."

by gtbcb February 17, 2009

Crane-claw

The act of holding a fork or spoon as a base and using the index finger to grab any food and pull the food onto the pre-mentioned base. It allows for mass contamination of food.

Did you see Uncle Steve come in and crane-claw that slice of ham? I'm not going to eat any more of that.

by Randy Gato II January 2, 2012

crane cowboy

A person that has the skills to pay the bills when it comes to heavy lifting and shady rigging principles. This person has the shadiest rigging technique and can sneak it by an osha inspector and usually wears a cowboy hat hard hat.

That Larry is a serious crane cowboy when it comes to gettin shit done, all he needs now is a mic ultra and his horse

by TyroneJefferson February 22, 2021

Head Cranker

See "Cranker" and add a girl who does just anybody; a girl known for giving head; a girl who does sexual favors for money; a girl who does boys and girls just for laughs and attention

She sucked mines nigga! Didn't you know she was a head cranker?

I saw your mama last night on the corner dawg, when she start "cranking heads"?

by Lil KK October 8, 2003

wallet crater

when the outline of a condom can be seen on the outside of your wallet

Dude! I can totally see that wallet crater. Can you hook me up?

by Phun E duder October 23, 2009

The crater

The premier drinking spot in all of Massachusetts, everyone in the state knows about it. Located in East Milton. Hundreds of high school kids go every weekend, gas beers, and get absolutely buckled. Legendary spot. Huge fires and huge crowds of absolute studs.

Background info : back in the day, the Milton kids used to stew at the quarries. Then they built granite links golf course in the early 2000s, so they needed a new spot. That's how the cratah was born. Whoever discovered this spot is literally Jesus Christ. The real MVP. Ever since then, its been nothin but full sends.

"Wanna hang in Emil tonight?"

"Ya for sure."

"Word. We're hittin the crater. Bring sauce, and pack a lunch, it's gonna get wild."

by Timmmaaayyyy October 4, 2018