Cowpunchers

A group of more than one cowpuncher.

Yea that guy went and jumped the fence and got in there and started slugging the cows, trying to get them to tip over. I think he was one of them cowpunchers.

by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021

Cowpuncher

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.

Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021

cowpen

The zone where women prepare and warm up as they prepare to enter the game.

The dancing and laughing country leader was rocking the Cowpen as she prepared for the next days’ NATO meeting.

by RayRayBeLove2020 August 19, 2022

cowposting

some stupid shit that skritch made up idfk

When I hear skritch yapping in vc about sum cowposting shi like i dont got time for thids shit man

by FoxboxRay December 24, 2023

cowprint tan

When a Fake Tan is Very badly done causing tan to look like a cow print all over body

I was in a rush to do my fake tan for a wedding and it gave me a cowprint tan.

by TrinBin11 June 19, 2024

Cowpokes Saddle

Where you put a saddle on your partner bare back, proceed to shit on the saddle seat, and sit in it like a sad cowboy who shit him self.

Never sit in the Cowpokes Saddle

by Lil boy Ron August 21, 2025

jake cowperthwait

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree

Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.

by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015