tarni cornish

A very strong inteligent women who struggles with her own thoughts. She makes herself feel and look as if she isn't perfect (Which is a delusion). She has the most beautiful eyes and heart stopping smile that goes with a sexy super model body. When she likes you, you will need an army to keep her a way from you. Shell be the best thing thatll ever happen to you. She make sure you are fed, caught up on sleep and felt loved. Tarni Cornish is PERFECT.

Love you ... J

Wish my girlfriend was Tarni Cornish.

by Mcery October 30, 2019

Cornish Doorhandle

The act of smearing clotted cream over a door handle for lubrication and then eating a scone

I asked my husband to spice up our love life, I was not expecting a Cornish Doorhandle.

by Spanish Shavings June 26, 2017

Cornish Guzzler

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.

Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.

by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

cornish piss

Taking a piss in a public, high traffic area without being seen.

Yesterday I got caught trying to take a cornish piss in the back corner of the computer store.

by Stiverton September 15, 2025

Cornish Will

An illiterate fucktard

A cornish will is an illiterate fucktard

by Tinapshurman March 28, 2020

Cornish

A poop, or a turd that is full of corn.

Damn, I just did a massive Cornish.

by Dark Charizard November 11, 2021

Addison cornish

she is hot and probably wants to be fucked by u.

addison cornish is a milf

by Addison Cornish November 23, 2021