A cookie (adjective) is a title given to a person who so random, insane and awesomely cute he has to be named a cookie.
by Meawmeaw March 27, 2010
Get the Cookiemug. by Jizzo Fortanel April 7, 2006
Get the it's cookiesmug. A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.
Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!
by The one fitter January 8, 2012
Get the Cookiemug. by Feelmi Teach February 28, 2009
Get the cookiesmug. by Mr Orange August 23, 2004
Get the cookiesmug. by niggerbitch11234 February 22, 2011
Get the cookiesmug. A special "treat" you give to someone when they do something... For example actually shut up when you tell them to.
-Bob- Hey John!
-John- Well as I was saying when the meteor hit...
-Bob- Shut up damnit!
-John- ...
-Bob- Good boy, here's a cookie, now go screw yourself.
-John- Well as I was saying when the meteor hit...
-Bob- Shut up damnit!
-John- ...
-Bob- Good boy, here's a cookie, now go screw yourself.
by Mr. Cookie September 24, 2007
Get the cookiemug.