conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

Conkerlol

One who sits at night for hours on end stroking their tiny, shriveled up epeen while thinking of ways to make himself appear "cool" to his virtual friends.

Conkerlol (shattered hand, horde)

by acephalous-shattered hand July 2, 2009

conkers

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

by Tommarse January 29, 2009

executive concierge

medium priced call girl

She is only an executive concierge , you have to pay big time for the high priced call girls

by BiggestBBfan August 13, 2017

Bum Conkers

Testicles - Human or otherwise.

I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!

by Negative Bishop Revmond December 27, 2018

conkie

A tight ass word that means awesome, sweet, cool, extreme, tubular, radical, gnarly, pimp, tight, swell, super, and most of all EPIC. The most uber cool word you can ever use to describing someone or something

Example 1:
It's so conkie to go munting

Example 2:
Peter:"We gotta conkie up in dis bitch."
Luke:"Fasho"

by HeyZuesChristo December 9, 2008

conker

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

by iCeD November 30, 2004