Positive Confusion

A person in an impossible state of mind.

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.

by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010

Confasion

Not sure whether someone is asian or not.

I was seriously confased about jimmy.

Sorry about all the confasion, my parents are from mixed backgrounds.

by randalicious April 28, 2010

Confusingnessnyness

A person with a lot of confusion.

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness

by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010

confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time

missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug

by spindel63 November 28, 2011

Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.

Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

Split conversion

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.

“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”

by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023

Confussion

A cross between 'confusion' and 'concussion'.

A confussion is when somebody, confused to the point of insanity/a breakdown, abruptly drops into a coma-like state. (Or simply gives up in frustration, and refuses to speak or move.)

Beth got a confussion over her English coursework.

by The Devil-Lady October 15, 2009