boon companion

your butt-buddysomeone you pack fudge with,usually used to describe Broke Back Mountain type of people

"Why don't you run back to your litte boon companion Mark, Irving???"

by BwareDaBrazilian May 15, 2006

Companion Quandale Dingle

Side Chick of quandale dingle

bro my mom found out about my companion quandale dingle now im in big trouble

by bigboybaby69420 April 28, 2022

Alternative Lifestyle Companion

fag hag fruit fly

The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.

Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'

by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008

Companion tension

As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.

"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "

by EMjobz March 1, 2012

companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.

Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"

by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022

A severe lack of female companions?

The phrase is usually shown alongside with a peeking image of the character Megamind from the 2010 film Megamind
Identical to No bitches? but formal i guess?

A: Josh doesn't go outside and he plays league all day. He get no bitches
B: He has a severe lack of female companions? you're saying?

by Caotriken December 30, 2023

Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.

Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.

by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021