Comcastic

An overt sexual display, usually in front of a large audience or children ( like the porn clip during Super Bowl 42 in the Tucson area on the Comcast feed )

"How was the bonfire?"
"It was fun, but Tom and Sarah were there, so it was pretty comcastic"

"What did you think of the movie?"
"It was a little comcastic for the kids"

by MCH_AZ February 7, 2009

comcastified

The deliberate slowdown of internet content do to a terribly slow internet service provider.

My Netfilx stream has been comcastified.

by baudeagle September 12, 2014

Comcastic

When an ISP is being shitty, spotty, or fucks you over without lubing or putting on a condom first, then you get ISP-STDs, AKA the Comcasts. It's similar to the aftermath of an interracial three way in the back of some fat gay dude's RV.

My life is Comcastic :( - Why? - I keep getting fucked by my internet service provider.

My ISP promised it to be (this fast! super fast!) but I'm only getting about 10% of it. My internet is Comcastic! :(

by rreighe2 July 8, 2016

Coasting

Babysitting an alcoholic beverage.

Hey this dude is coasting his tequila shots!

by G0su February 15, 2021

Coasting

Doing fuck all during 9 to 5 and still expecting to get a 6 in the bonus.

Employee: I thought about doing it but didn't do anything

Boss: your coasting

Employee: I thought about doing it but didn't do anything

Boss: your coasting

by Woodbine76 December 1, 2021

Compassing

When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.

Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"

by Thy Primordial April 30, 2022

Coasting

When you work in a restaurant as a cook, and wear an apron that covers your front. So you let your "member" hang free from your pants through the shift, only covered by your apron.

Bruh... I think Zack's been coasting this whole shift.... Can we get an "apron check?" Because it's making me uncomfortable.

by Number One Coaster in the Indu November 27, 2022