Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.
by PhilosophyHurts April 28, 2011
Get the math comamug. by llion March 12, 2008
Get the coma beardmug. by 420RonPaul420 April 6, 2008
Get the weed comamug. Literally, eat shit. Often used when referring to the first episode of the television series "Narcos."
Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
Pablo Escobar walks into the police station, frustrated that one of the police officers didn't hold to his deal (he had previously bribed the officer). When the officer says that they need to renegotiate, Pablo says, "Coma mierda. Coma. Mierda."
by dat.boi.k May 7, 2018
Get the coma mierdamug. n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
Get the Chipotle Comamug. A good-looking medical term. Which means being drunk as shit and passing out. Popularized by the game Detroit: Become Human.
by Gotta Go June 16, 2018
Get the ethylic comamug. Someone who is always on Facebook and neglects thier job or family.
A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.
A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.
"Kim is constanly on Facebook at work and refuses to do her job. We need to get her out of her Facebook coma."
"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."
"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."
by Stu Mueller December 2, 2009
Get the Facebook Comamug.