Colletting

To disappear from the group and walk around in a leisurely or aimless manner while texting or talking on the phone for an extended period of time

Where did Jack go, he was just right here?....Don't worry he's probably around the corner colletting.

by The Dover Crew June 12, 2011

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005

Swag Collector

A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.

Thrillz Millz: "Hey, I'm a Swag Collector"

Perez Hilton: "Yay! Wanna fuck?!"

Thrillz Millz: "Yup!"

by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012

Tim Burton Collective

A website dedicated to filmmaker Tim Burton. Contains one of the strangest message boards ever.

The denizens of the Tim Burton Collective MSG board are an eccentric bunch.

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

Connecticut crime

A term used to describe a wrong, yet trivial, annoying, and harmless “crime” that is not punishable by law.

A Connecticut crime can be, but is not limited to: budging a person in line, or taking a highly limited item out of another person's shopping cart when there are none left.

Often committed at a local coffee house, farmer's market or other place with a high concentration of trends or wealth, yet it can also extend to any other aspect of life, such as in the supermarket or shopping mall. Person committing the "Connecticut crime" may be "white", as in a "stuff white people like" person. However, needless to say, the Connecticut crime does not have one stereotype of offenders and does not discriminate against victims.

Note: Called Connecticut crime due to its elitist nature and petty, country club-esque stigma

White person waiting in line at the Fair Trade coffee shop: Hey! Not cool man, you just cut in front of me!

Other White person: Did I? Oh I'm sorry, well I'm paying next so I'll just stay here...

Sarah: Excuse me, but I just saw you take that out of my shopping cart and put it into yours...can I have it back? It's the last one left.

Stephanie: No, sorry, it's mine now.

Sarah: Wow, you just committed a severe Connecticut crime...

by The Phantom Kingsly March 16, 2011

Connecticut blonde

The second-phase incarnation of the basic bitch. These are painfully average chicks who just happen to have suspiciously nice hair. Typically holding degrees from random midwestern schools, in shit that doesn't really matter. Their chromatic equivalent would be beige. They're really into Ann Taylor LOFT sweaters, Pinterest, and weddings. You end up marrying them because your parents approve, and there's no good reason not to. Often targeting men of higher economic class, they are essentially the most insidious form of gold digger. Rarely do they have anything nice to say; they are usually inordinately snotty. They'll almost never give blowjobs, and will drag you to couples counseling after discovering your Brazzers account, citing "emotional infidelity."

Jessica is totally a typical Connecticut blonde. She found out Adam got a lap dance at his bachelor party 4 years ago, now she's making him sleep on the couch, and staged an intervention with his mom and sisters to address his "issues." Is she for real?

by nopenothingtoseehere December 2, 2014

the collector

The Killer in the 2009 horror movie the collector and it's sequel the collection 2012, He's a man who wears all black armed with knifes and wears a creepy mask and has very strange eyes, he goes into houses,buildings etc and rigs the place up with saw style traps, he's called the collector because he takes one victim ( alive) from every place he hits, he like to torture people and make sculptures from human body parts and bones. He also has a obsession with bugs and spiders.

The Collector is a horror film, Imagine home alone combined with saw.

by The Mask maker December 21, 2013