virgin pina colada

A slushie

Steve: Hey Dave, would you like a virgin pina colada?

Dave: Yo Steve , you mean a slushie?

by Jasmineiswrong June 30, 2017

Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".

Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.

by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

Piñger Colada

When you're at a music festival and you dump a bit too much molly into your white claw hard seltzer.

Anyone have some water? I think I made my white claw a Piñger Colada.

by Keullenium January 19, 2022

Colada

Colada, seems like a weird word.... BUT WAIT! It actually is a name of a sword and, it’s actually well known. This sword won in the Count Of Barcelona. It has a form kind of like a Cutlass.

He used the Colada to fight the terrorists.

by SanpapiChalo March 31, 2019

Penis Colada

The result of having successfully pleasant-tasting cum after purposely drinking pineapple juice.

Dammnnn I heard about this craze where you drink pineapple juice and it makes your cum taste. I tried it and it worked! I had a penis colada.

by Cock for a tale June 4, 2023

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

The pina colada song

When an ex girlfriend has someone that are strays that pay for accommodation at her residence even though it is your next girlfriend

I never knew the pina colada song

by Regae12 August 5, 2023