Cockstruzel

An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.

Cockstruzel

by Craysh April 27, 2009

cockstorming

Cockstorming is a group creativity technique designed to generate a large number of bullshits for the solution of a problem.

cockstorming, a brain session to solve one's flatulency

by cockstorming May 6, 2009

Cockstraint

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Cockstica

A swastica drawn with dicks.

You have a giant cockstica on your face bro!!

by Angeledcock79 February 4, 2017

Cockster

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.

Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.

by 158mph July 7, 2018

cocksthma

Difficulty breathing symptomatic of prolonged oral exposure to the male organ.

Example Sentence A: While overjoyed at Shane’s safe return from the front the previous evening, Shelly gasped as she reluctantly phoned her employer, seeking the day off due to another severe case of cocksthma.

Example Sentence B: Is Courtney Cocksthma favorite actor?

by 77B Dalton August 18, 2019

Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.

Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.

by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021