shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

Jedi Cockmaster

One of a select few chosen ones in the galaxy who has attained a mastery of the art of cock handling beyond human capabilities. Jedi Cockmasters typically can make a penis erupt without even being in the same room.

"That brazilian whore we meant in miami was insane, true Jedi Cockmaster!

by buckmonster October 27, 2008

big cock monster

the act of having a cock so big that it tears a poor girl or male in half

Did you hear the trevon ripped some poor bitch in half. That dudes a big cock monster

by blackgold359 December 22, 2009

cockmaster

Person who raises roosters for fun, profit and possibly illegal fighting and betting.

What did you think it meant?

by Luigi August 10, 2004

Crickmonster

Those specifically originating from Pittsburgh, typically sporting mullets, acid wash jeans, and speaking pittsburgheze. Not to be mistaken for yinzers, crickmonsters are known for their poor english, unsightly appearance, and obnoxious behavior. Can be found in close proximity to the crick (creek).

This arena is full of crickmonsters in their high-tops and cratered faces.

by 3PsMaddie August 1, 2008

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin

Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!

by The Babysat July 18, 2004

Cockmounter

Someone who loves to mount cock.

You cockmounter shut the hell up

by CaptainO December 10, 2004